Last year, Rosberg’s beige loafers became a bit ahem… infamous. Like any guy who cares about his appearance, Roseberg does have alternatives to his beloved beige loafers. Interestingly enough, Schumacher was seen in Malaysia with a similar pair of shoes. So the question is… do you prefer Rosberg’s shoes. Or perhaps the King? 😉
In case you forgot, here is a photo of the 2010 uniform:
2011’s uniform is equally modest. I’m glad they got rid of the jersey cardigan that was accented with grandma’s lace doilies. They also got rid of grandma’s strappy sandals, which was an excellent choice.
However, it appears that Nando has noticed that the new shoes are just as hideous… a wide white platform wedge. Let’s examine them more closely:
They’re a bit dated, no? It reminds me of the 90’s… and not in a good way.
The cropped jacket actually had potential to be cute… but the ribbon accents end up making the whole thing look gimmicky. In fact… the whole thing looks a little bit like an airline stewardess … or maybe even Gundam?
Perhaps the designer was influenced by Gundam… even Riccardo Tisci’s Givenchy haute couture collection last year drew inspiration from Gundam. 😉
Sorry I lied in my previous post. This post is actually about a subject very dear to my heart… makeup! While the Malaysian grid girls were cute (as are most grid girls)… I do have to say they were really REALLY uncreative with their makeup. How so?
Well, their uniform consisted of an emerald green skirt with white flowers. Because of this, many girls must have thought it would be just fabulous to match their eyeshadow to their skirt. Matching eye makeup to an outfit isn’t necessarily bad… but it is kind of an obvious thing to do. It sort of screams “Heeey look at me, I MATCH! Isn’t it swell?”
I would have preferred to see contrasting or complementary colors instead since green is sort of a neutral color. Pink, yellow, various shades of blue, purple… all of those would have looked wonderfully fresh and cute. Even orange would be all right, but there’s the risk of looking a little Force India there. But noooo… tons of girls chose green. How boring.
At first glance I thought “What the hell happened to the Ferrari shirt? What’s with the weird white panels?” Then I realized a vest was layered on top of the shirt. I wonder if step brothers Alonso/Massa are wearing a cooling type of vest. When I was watching F1 last year, I could not get over the ugly cooling vests that many drivers wore. But I guess leave it to Ferrari to produce a cooling vest in their own livery (well, assuming this vest is a cooling vest)? I don’t really think the Ferrari one looks that much better, and it doesn’t look like Alonso thinks so either. I’m also amused that Massa does not look constipated for once. Maybe the sunglasses are disguising the fact? 😉
mmm… get your mind out of the gutter, eh? Seems I was not far off the mark in my previous post. Schmacher does have two bags after all! The other bag looks suspiciously like a laptop bag, but it still counts. =P