Possible Return of the Flat Cap?

Rumours have it that Kimi Raikkonen will return to F1 with Red Bull if Mark Webber quits. Apparently Kimi has kept his lovely rapper-wannabe flat cap even whilst rallying. I suppose if he comes back to F1 he’ll look exactly like the above photo. But please Kimi… whether you come back to F1 or not… GET A HAIRCUT… I can’t stand those curly blond locks of yours. Who are you…? Goldilocks…? =x

Pretty Boy Dream Team Hopes Dashed

I was hoping that Mercedes would have a pretty boy dream team on the grid for 2010. And by that I mean a pairing between Nico Rosberg and Nick Heidfeld. The Rosberg-Heidfeld pair would have been the most handsome pair on the grid for 2010! No other team would have come close in terms of looks since there is one person bringing down the team in looks (haha.. I don’t think I really need to give examples as my biases are fairly clear…)

Anyway, Rosberg and Schumacher will be driving for Mercedes (with poor Heidfeld being the reserve driver). Too bad for me, Schumacher’s look isn’t my cup of tea (not to mention he has horrid fashion sense). I guess one good thing will come out of the Rosberg-Shumacher pairing: I will have PLENTY of material for this blog in the coming season. HOHOHO.

A Proud Father

When I look at this picture of Stefano, Massa, and Alonso… two words come to mind: FAMILY PHOTO. Stefano looks like a proud father… look at those two strapping young men (who are like step brothers now?)! So successful! So handsome (maybe?)! And they’re Latin! Don’t worry about your new brother teammate Massa. Afterall, you are the DARLING son of Ferrari. Or should I say dahhhling?

Another thing that goes through my mind is a new rendition of Lynard Skynard’s “Simple Man” which I shall share:

Papa told Felipe Baby
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say.
And if you do this
It will help you some race day.
…*
And don’t forget son,
There is Luca up above.

And be a simple race driver.
Be something you love and understand.*
Be a simple kind driver.
Won’t you win WDCs for me son,
If you can?

Umm yeah. Probably not the best… I’m sure many people can come up with better lyrics. But hey I tried. 😛

* Too lazy to think late at night and didn’t bother thinking of clever lines here.