Posts Tagged ‘race queen’

Wanna be a Grid Girl for Halloween?

Now you can! The Turkish grid girl uniform is super easy to replicate… and there won’t be any worries about the super body conscious outfits! All that’s needed is a white tank top (with appropriate copycat badges), red short shorts, a really large red beaded necklace/bracelet combination (possibly stolen from the Flintstones or a 10 year old girl), oversized red sunglasses, and white peeptoe pumps (don’t forget the heel is black… but you can easily paint it or draw on it with a Sharpie). Oh and don’t forget the red lipstick!

Seriously though… I’m not sure what to think. Sure, this uniform is “anti-typical-grid-girl.” But it’s so… ORDINARY, normal girls dress like this all the time! In addition, somehow the whole getup looks kind of cheap? Maybe it’s the patches/badges. The tank top looks more like an item you buy at the “fan goods section” for 20 euros rather than some type of uniform.

I don’t know, I feel kind of ambivalent about this. On one hand, this type of outfit is more flattering for most women. Then again, grid girls are not “most women.” They are supposed to look good anyways.. it’s their job? I don’t know what to think… thank goodness it’s time to talk about Montreal now.


Grid Girl Wardrobe Malfunction in Monaco GP

25/05/2010 1 comment

This has got to be the funniest photo from Monaco. In fact, I even named it “lmao” for my files. HAHA. Where to start… there’s so much “good material” here. All right, tight body conscious grid girl uniforms are nothing new… but this girl’s uniform seems a bit too tight on her. Notice the weird crotch action going on? Some have even called it a case of severe “camel toe.” I won’t be so cruel… it’s simply crotch action for me. Sorry grid girl, not to be a betch, but it looks like you need to either exercise more, stop eating prior to wearing the uniform, or go up one size. Sad, but such is the life of a grid girl or model.

The grid girl also seems to be staring at her crotch in slight consternation. Or maybe she’s checking out her own chest? HAHA. Or maybe she’s trying to hit on the guy in the suit, “Oooh baby, check out my hott body!!!” I hope not? His wife appears to be right next to him in her silk chiffon tunic with Hermes Birkin in tow. Maybe the wife took off her sunglasses to examine this wardrobe malfunction in gross detail?

Who knows. All I know is that this picture was one of the funniest I’ve seen in awhile.

Lady Long Legs

12/05/2010 1 comment

Hello Lady Long Legs, I don’t like your espadrilles*. KTHXBYE. =x

* To be fair, they might have been part of the grid girl uniform. I hope not, why can’t they wear some hot sexy shoes instead? 😦

Update: So it was part of the uniform, all girls were wearing them. Here’s a closeup of the hideous shoes.

Ferrari Girls Cover It Up In Spain

It’s a bit of a pleasant change to see grid girls covered up. The uniform is kind of cute actually, there isn’t an over usage of Ferrari red (thank goodness). The white pants are super well fitting, though it seems they are long for all of the girls (notice how the pants bunch at the ankles). The red and white puma shoes are also cute, it looks like there’s a small platform as well. The jacket is just okay, it resembles a snowboarding jacket and most snowboarding jackets look better than this. But anyway, hot girls are hot girls, no matter what they are wearing. 😉

Melbourne Monster Grid Girl Bursts out of Bustier

28/03/2010 4 comments

Part of the appeal of any motor sport are the grid girls/race queens, etc. So of course… F1 is no different. I usually am not overly impressed by them, but I have decided to include a post for the female fans, not the males.

The photo I have posted is of a girl promoting Monster energy drink in what I assume is a pleather bustier. How is this post for the ladies? Please focus on the grid girl’s midriff. Notice the semi-unattractive bulge? It’s her mid section bursting out of the tight bustier. Haha. The purpose of this post is to show that grid girls are human as well…they might not have perfect bodies, just like any other human being.

In the grid girl’s defense, the design of the bustier is not the most flattering. What do I mean by that? Well, bustiers are garments that provide support and conform to the body. There is also a certain “squish factor” and let’s just say that body mass does not disappear and has to be redistributed SOMEWHERE. In this girl’s case, it is kind of like the “muffin top effect.” While it sounds cute, the muffin top effect does not look cute =x. This would not have been so bad if the bustier was longer in the torso… but I think it was designed shorter for increased sex appeal. It just means that the expectation is for grid girls to have nice abs as well as everything else.

And what makes me an expert on bustiers? Well, I’m not an expert per se… but I am currently constructing one with steel spiral boning, so I am not completely talking out of my arse.