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Do you remember…

… the last time Christian Horner had major crotch action?

I DO!

It was in Valenica!!! (Click the link if you would like to revisit that incident).

Well anyway, a photo is worth a 1000 words (maybe):

Dear Dietrich Mateschitz:

Due to the success of Red Bull Racing in 2010, would it be possible to increase the budget for 2011? I highly suggest a portion of the budget to be allocated to Christian Horner’s personal wardrobe. He clearly needs trousers that fit properly (see attached photo). It would be in the best interest of the team in the following ways:

1. Their health (i.e. visual acuity)
2. Decrease distraction at work, increasing overall work performance efficiency and quality.
3. Maintaining a good work environment.

Best,
thepitwalk

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