Whitmarsh is certainly no Ron Dennis. Yes, obviously. Under Whitmarsh’s leadership, McLaren is leading the way in the F1 Top Model Championship. Whitmarsh shows us that team principals can also model:
It appears that Whitmarsh has mastered the fashion blogger pose:
One hand on the waist
Head pointed slightly down whilst eyes are looking up
Uneven weight distribution on the legs
Oh my! It’s the infamous “Little Tea Pot” pose. Oh Whitmarsh, you amaze me.
Everyone knows that Big Daddy D got new glasses in Shanghai right? While they were a great improvement over his previous frames, I think that Big Daddy D needs an upgrade. Why? Well… Norbert Haug has a very similar pair of glasses as well! I’m sure Big Daddy D can do better than Norbert, right?
Yes that’s right Stefano… I’m posting about you on twitter too. Now do something about it.
Looks like Steffy’s bag made it through the security at Hockenheim without a hitch. I wouldn’t be surprised as his bag looked kind of empty. I wonder if he always uses a bag. Hmm… I’ve been so focused on drivers and their bag that I’ve forgotten about team principals. My bad.
F1 man bag increases by +1 yet again.
Now the poor sons must listen to dear daddy’s blahblahblah. They look so bored! But I happened to notice Alonso was wearing gold shoes. @_@
Of course a family photo was in order last weekend in Turkey. It was Ferrari’s 800th race afterall. Look at this big happy family (click to enlarge):
Massa is actually smiling sort of properly here! No constipation in sight. When I see him here, I’m reminded of how young he actually is… because he looks sort of baby-ish here.
Daddy Domenicali is certainly excited, he is grinning from ear to ear?
Alonso doesn’t look quite as happy as his step father and step brother. I wonder what’s wrong. Is he constipated this time?
Or is Daddy Domenicali secretly holding the drivers’ hands behind the car? I think that might be it! It explains everything! Massa is happy that Daddy Domenicali is holding his hand… while Alonso isn’t enjoying it as much. Perhaps daddy has sweaty hands? =x
Aww, isn’t this sweet? Another happy Ferrari family photo! It just brings a smile to my face.
But wait… why is Big Daddy D sitting with Alonso*? Is it because he is now the “team leader”? Poor Felipe Baby looks a little put out, no? Just look at him trying to smile (it looks so STRAINED!). Poor baby… or is it the signature constipated expression that Massa has mastered?
Don’t worry Massa, you’re still the favorite son of Big Daddy D. I’m sure of it, so don’t be so emo and THINK POSITIVE for this weekend’s race.
If you have not seen the first Ferrari family photo of the 2010 season, check it out here.
* Side note… is that the Viceroy watch that Alonso was advertising? UGH their dumb campaign worked, I’m a slave to marketing. *bangs head on keyboard*